Jeff Davis boasts that Cotton is King
Upon his throne is written;
But Jeff'll find when on his swing,
That Hemp is King of Cotton.
My first is something to ride in,
And my second is something to eat,
My middle and last are your relation,
My whole brings fear and consternation;
Now make the answer prompt and neat!
The first, what can it be but a car?
The second, I do not doubt is a bun!
My uncle of course is my relative dear,
But a Carbuncle only brings pain and fear;
And so you have your little pun?